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') document.layers['msgHamalai'].document.close(); } else{ //FraseDamiao.innerHTML = EscolheFraseDamiao(); document.getElementById("FraseDamiao").innerHTML = EscolheFraseDamiao(); msgHamalai.style.top = parseInt(Math.random() * 400); msgHamalai.style.left = parseInt(Math.random() * 600); msgHamalai.innerHTML = '
'; } z++; timer1=window.setTimeout('start()',del) } else chg(); } } function stop(){ if ((bname=="Netscape" && bversion>=4) || (bname=="Microsoft Internet Explorer" && bversion>=4)) window.clearTimeout(timer1); window.clearTimeout(timer2); } function chg(){ if (false){ document.layers['msgHamalai'].document.writeln('') document.layers['msgHamalai'].document.close(); } else msgHamalai.innerHTML=''; if(msg"; document.getElementById("Contador").innerHTML = ""; Contador = parseInt((Math.random() * 7) + 1); //imgDamiao.innerHTML = ''; document.getElementById("imgDamiao").innerHTML = ''; } /* Sorteia uma frase para ser exibida */ function EscolheFraseDamiao(){ var Frase = new Array(); Frase[0] = '"I like womem to beat me"'; Frase[1] = '"Damião Experiênça in the Praneta Lamma"'; Frase[2] = '"É o que Deus quiser! Tárátátátáááaá!"'; Frase[3] = '"The woman who makes abortion does not have pitty of her own body" '; Frase[4] = '"The women of the torrent are generated from you"'; Frase[5] = '"Uáummmm! Uáummmm! Uáummmm! Uáummmm!"'; Frase[6] = '"Hamalai! Damião Experiênça!"'; Frase[7] = '"Cuban Sugar cane! Caiana sugar cane"'; Frase[8] = '"I am son of Russian with Cuban. But I am not American son"'; Frase[9] = '"Planet Hen!"'; Frase[10] = '"Planet Hair!"'; Frase[11] = '"Oh, Mother, I`m here in the solitude making this song to my little mother of the heart."'; Frase[12] = '"I live in the slum quarter with two windows in my watercolor."'; Frase[13] = '"Laku laku Deku deku Diku diku Duku duku."'; Frase[14] = '"druuuuuuuuuuugggggsssssssss..."'; Frase[15] = '"Beggar Planet"'; Frase[16] = '"hamalai"'; Frase[17] = '"Sucking green sugar cane in the Lamma Planet"'; Frase[18] = '"Smelling garlic in the Lamma Planet"'; Frase[19] = '"Love is illusion, i got married with secondhand woman, the error was mine, to marry perforated woman who another one fucked"'; Frase[20] = '"Without love without affection I want you without himen"'; Frase[21] = '"What a pretty thing, more beautiful thing, to marry a young maiden"'; Frase[22] = '"Sinafram helou"'; Frase[23] = '"Therefore, this is why i like the lock, it does not fake on false opening"'; Frase[24] = '"Beings of the Lamma Planet are all strong, don`t fear, don`t fear, don`t fear the big ones"'; Frase[25] = '"My father beat me in such a way, my mother also spank me, beating me with handle liana, I was forced to go away to the world"'; Frase[26] = '"I am Damião Experiença, a man who is worth nothing, I am a revolutionary of the entire world"'; Frase[27] = '"The world was well done, everybody has defect, nobody is right, the world well was made"'; Frase[28] = '"If she does not want to have babies, shouldn`t take in the little place that makes little babies. She must take in the year, the entire year, the year of 1969"'; Frase[29] = '"Uaummmmmmmmm uaum"'; Frase[30] = '"Mommy does not want me to be a man, no, mother does not want me to be a man no, because man uses horn in the head"'; Frase[31] = '"Women say don´t play with this big animal because he only eats beans and doesn´t eat shrimp"'; Frase[32] = '"The cuíca moaned when the blood gushed out in the tracks of the mount"'; Frase[33] = '"The prostitute womem are equal the other women. They are made of other women, that is what God wants, is what God wants."'; Frase[34] = '"I go to Havana to find a young Cuban woman"'; Frase[35] = '"Havana my vana vana Havana"'; Frase[36] = '"I go to Havana to find a young Cuban woman, to cut sugar cane, to plant banana, to marry a Cuban young woman"'; Frase[37] = '"If she does not want to have a son, avoid men"'; Frase[38] = '"The animals of the black face are killing with shotguuuun, they are the fiercest animal of the planetttttt"'; Frase[39] = '"I am fish but I have scale, Damião in the Lamma Planet, I am not fish but I have spine, Damião in the Planet Spine"'; Frase[40] = '"Who took off the stamp, that reads the letter."'; Frase[41] = '"The animals of the black face are beating with sledge hammer"'; Frase[42] = '"Damião what is the woman ? woman is a good thing that people eat to the core, woman is a good thing that people eat with spoon, it is like bad smell in the foot, only serves to make caress"'; Frase[43] = '"Woman lower your voice , so nobody listen, I´m rastafari of the hinterland, this dude, Damião, he is a PIMP"'; Frase[44] = '"There comes the animals of the black face wanting to beat me, wanting to arrest me, wanting to takes care of my life"'; Frase[45] = '"Return Getúlio Vargas to find Fildel Castro, democratic man of its loved native, delatrada Brazil"'; Frase[46] = '"The place of the workers is in jail"'; Frase[47] = '"I want to eat beans not to go 6 feet under"'; Frase[48] = '"Men are turning to women, women are turning to men, but I`m still a man"'; Frase[49] = '"Since she pays, she can do whatever she wants with me"'; Frase[50] = '"Grandma the world has no way, because it is divided in two great powers: The Sovietic Union and the United States of America. No country should cry nor to lament, because the land is of the Russian and the American "'; Frase[51] = '"Free from the Americans, exempts from the Americans"'; Frase[52] = '"The most developed mind, the smartest brain is in a powerful country, is Russia, is the Soviet Union, Moscow, the world will be theirs and nothing will be left to the americans."'; Frase[53] = '"The world is of the intelligent and Earth is of the smart ones, saves yourself if you can "'; Frase[54] = '"This is the prettiest tango that I ever made in the reality of life"'; Frase[55] = '"I do not walk with woman for free, a woman have to pay to be with me"'; Frase[56] = '"I have never worked, I have anger of who works"'; Frase[57] = '"Where I was born my leather is radical"'; Frase[58] = '"The Americans are monkeys and armadillo I am I am I am a monkey dictator"'; Frase[59] = '"Heaven is in the earth for those with defined financial situation"'; Frase[60] = '"Let´s Suckkkkkkkkkkkkk"'; Frase[61] = '"a daum daum de adaum daum de adaum daum de"'; Frase[62] = '"I want a woman to support me"'; Frase[63] = '"The proud humanity is in the world equal to the animals"'; Frase[64] = '"I was born to be supported by pretty women"'; Frase[65] = '"I do not understand this critical of the universal music each one with its poetry trying to take the power"'; Frase[66] = '"1308 registered recorded rose Oliria Experienca"'; Frase[67] = '"Message from the people of the infinite to the universe of Rose 1999"'; Frase[68] = '"Caiana Sugar cane, Cuban sugar cane"'; Frase[69] = '"I like to be spanked by women, I am masochistic, woman give me a big punch in my face and break my mouth"'; Frase[70] = '"Woman is vanity of the humanity"'; Frase[71] = '"Damião Experiença you are so handsome, with this big hair and with this big beard. This beard is useful to tickle my little place"'; Frase[72] = '"They are looking at me. What an ugly animal"'; Frase[73] = '"Which the man which the woman, who does not make a one thousand nine hundred and ninety nine"'; Frase[74] = '"Any woman without exception that already had more than one man does not get accustomed with a man only, no !!!"'; Frase[75] = '"Because you were burglarized in the dawn by the scoundrel. No use, now you abandon me for the same scoundrel "'; Frase[76] = '"Travelling to Havana, Cuba"'; Frase[77] = '"The guitar pick broke"'; Frase[78] = '"I don`t know what I have in my tongue that they all fall in love"'; Frase[79] = '"Religion is fanatism. It is legend. It is a way of life "'; Frase[80] = '"Ai Damião, you are not singing well, cause I`m with pain in the lung, because my mother beat me to death "'; Frase[81] = '"The animals of the black face is finishing with Brazil"'; Frase[82] = '"I´m old now, and I cannot make what I used to make before, now I can only bite"'; Frase[83] = '"I am a rastafarian, It is free to be rastafari, there in the hinterland"'; Frase[84] = '"As the 1945 war existed. Mr. Adolph Hitra"'; Frase[85] = '"I go to the beach of Havana to plant banana, to dance the tango of Havana"'; Frase[86] = '"This Damião, he is a pimp. Woman speak low, so I don´t punch you, woman speak low, so I don´t give you a cachação"'; Frase[87] = '"I`m hungry, I want to eat"'; Frase[88] = '"Woman come here, come to bite me, come to eat me, come to beat me"'; Frase[89] = '"I was always supported by the pretty women of this world of my God"'; Frase[90] = '"Woman give a big punch in my face."'; Frase[91] = '"I am masochistic"'; Frase[92] = '"Let´s check the string compadre"'; Frase[93] = '"Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock Rock"' Frase[94] = '"Let`s give a break, the chest couldn`t hold on"'; Frase[95] = '"My country free, democratic, reminds Fildel Castro"'; Frase[96] = '"Ouuuu Ou ieeeeee"' Frase[97] = '"A gun shooting blood and pain"'; Frase[98] = '"Makes the thought enters in the alignment of the marriage"'; Frase[99] = '"I`m an untied animal."'; Frase[100]= '"The experyença çeases. (Thus with ç exactly!!!)"'; Frase[101]= '"I like lesbian women because they are more intelligent than the other women"'; Frase[102]= '"This is the forro of caruaru, it only has armadillo scratching the curucucu"'; Frase[103]= '"Armadillo placed the head in the hole making curucucu"'; Frase[104]= '"It´s happening like I said, already happened"'; Frase[105]= '"You were the first to play, had a certainty in the end of all of this, a card went to blow, I was the king of spades, you were the queen of hearts, and your heart was a pearl for me, a treasure."'; Frase[106]= '"Damião Experyença IS Planet Lamma"'; Frase[107]= '"Damião Experyença is the only musician participating in this record, myself Daminhão Experyença."'; Frase[108]= '"Hitra is alive in the Planet Lamma"'; Frase[109]= '"Only the beggars save"'; Frase[110]= '"Nafulembraummmm foudemaaaaconteceeeee"'; Frase[111]= '"My girl is from Siberia, I got marry in Siberia"'; Frase[112]= '"Im not a fish but I live here, because the fish lives in the sea and the woman lives in the water therefore I say that I am fish and she is my mermaid"'; Frase[113]= '"I am a fish but I live in the land because I don`t like the sea"'; Frase[114]= '"Rock gooooodddd"'; Frase[115]= '"Oh Maria I want you in my kitchen, to make food for me, to give a bath to my dog, let me ride you like a pony"'; Frase[116]= '"I`m calling, I´m calling, come and see, the kind of sound that will be done !!!"'; Frase[117]= '"Saylor, saylor, saylor, who taught you to swim ? Was it the ship or the swing of the wave ?"'; Frase[118]= '"Marinheiro João Candido, was a great sailor of the Brazilian navy, he was against the chibata"'; Frase[119]= '"Took a ship and left the bay then said - either you free us from the whip or I bomb you all."'; Frase[120]= '"I`m thief, robbing naked woman in a moon night"'; Frase[121]= '"Who loves does not kill not even a cockroach"'; Frase[122]= '"I only rob naked woman in the dawn, all wet"'; Frase[122]= '"Só roubo mulher pelada na madrugada, toda molhada"'; Frase[123]= '"She is so pretty that I will put my candy in her mouth and she will suck it all"'; Frase[124]= '"She gave affection to another man, Do you like when she betrays you ? This is part of the system, the society, equal rights"'; Frase[125]= '"If there weren`t morons in the world, government would take all the women to it"'; Frase[126]= '"When you married her she was not virgin no, broda"'; return Frase[parseInt(Math.random() * 126)]; } // Não exibe mensagens de erro. function handleError() { return true; } window.onerror = handleError;